preschool conversations

NBoy on forgetting things:

"Oh! (Laugh, Laugh) I must have skipped a page!"

{We don't have any idea where he got that expression from,

but he even uses it on us we when forget things:

"oh, mom. You must have skipped a page!"}

On Bug Smashing:

NBoy: G is that a bug bite on your leg?

G: Yeah. A bug. A bug it bite me.

NBoy: Did it hurt you and make you itchy.

G: Yeah. It itchy.

NBoy: G you need to smoosh the bug next time.

G: Smoosh bug?

NBoy: Yes, G. You use your hands and your fingers and squish it till it smooshes.

{making animated hand motions and sounds}

G: {wide eyed} Ok, N. I smoosh bug.

On cooking:

NBoy: "Mom. I think you are a good cooker."

GGirl asking to be picked up:

"Hold you me!!!! Hold you me!!!"